A little taste of Hungary for all those not having a clue whether it is a country or a sensation for food intake. FYI: this tumblog is bilingual therefore, occasionally contents are in Hungarian.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
My ex-wife asked what reincarnation is. I explained, when you die you come back as something else. She said she wanted to come back as a pig. I said, ‘You’re not fucking listening’
a helpful ex
THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I’ve just finished cleaning.” My mother taught me RELIGION “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL “If you don’t stop acting up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!” My mother taught me LOGIC “Because, I said so, that’s why.” My mother taught me MORE LOGIC “If you fall and break your neck, you’re not going to have pancakes tonight.” My mother taught me FORESIGHT. “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.” My mother taught me IRONY “Keep crying like that and I’ll give you something to cry about.” My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.” My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck” My mother taught me about STAMINA “You’ll sit there until all that cabbage is gone.” My mother taught me about the WEATHER “Your room looks like a tornado went through it.” My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY “If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!” My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out” My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION “Stop acting like your father!” My mother taught me about ENVY “There are millions of children who are less fortunate than you and don’t have such wonderful parents.” My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION “Just wait until we get home.” My mother taught me about RECEIVING “You are going to get it when you get home!” My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE “If you don’t stop pulling faces, you’re going to stick like that.” My mother taught me ESP “Put your coat on; don’t you think I know when you are cold? My mother taught me HUMOUR “When that lawn mower cuts your toes off, don’t come running to me.” My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.” My mother taught me GENETICS “You’re just like your father.” My mother taught me about my ROOTS “Shut that door! Were you born in a barn?” My mother taught me WISDOM “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.” My mother taught me about JUSTICE “One day you’ll have children, and I hope they turn out just like you!”
I love these kind of disputes they including all the frustrations of people with no certain identity or source of origin.
But let me ask one thing: who has?
Us Hungarians love taking the piss. But them Australians are professionals of doing so.
A famous Metallica song played on a popular instrument the dulcimer. It is one of the most used instrument in Hungarian folk music industry.
Linum dolomiticum Borbás, a strictly protected wild relative
of cultivated flax in Hungary
The dolomite flax (Linum dolomiticum Borbás) a very rare, endemic, perennial flax
species restricted to some habitats on dolomite rocks in Hungary. It’s a relic
species, the entire world population is living on a 10 ha (25 acre) spot (a strictly
protected area) about 20 miles (32 km) north-west of Budapest (near
Pilisszentiván). It was declared as a strictly protected species in 1951.
A dwarf shrub (chamaephyton) with woody, branching stem ending in leaf
rosettes. Flowering stems usually 10–15 cm. Inflorescence with 2–6 yellow
flowers. Sepals 6–7 cm narrowly lanceolate acuminate. Petals 10–16 mm
obovate or lanceolate. Capsule globose with 10 seeds. Closely related to
Linum elegans Spruner ex BOISS. in the Balkan Peninsula. It has 2n= 28. It is
pollinated by insects (entomogamy), sometimes autogamy too, seeds
dispersed by animals (epizoochory).
First steps to protect this endemic flax species were taken in 1934. This species
is protected by Law
LIII. of 1996 on Nature Conservation, and Act
13/2001 of
Ministry of Environmental Protection. In addition it is listed in the Bern
Convention 1979, CORINE Biotopes and the Habitats Directive (92/43/EEC)
Appendix l. and European Diploma 1995 (The Szénás Hills strictly protected area).
Three seed samples from 3 populations conserved in the gene bank collection at
the Institute for Agrobotany, Tápiószele (Hungary)
Goodeveningbitches Good night. Have a pillow fight before going to bed.
iusedtofuckpeoplelikeyouinprison:
hello, mirwaist mar ismered?
őt a them-afghans követi.
Good evening, nem ismerem, de itt mindenki gyanús akinek nem magyar a neve és börtönbenszokottembereketdugni :)
Vajh miért nem jelenik meg a google maps-on a sárga street view-os kisember az itthoni gépemen? valaki?
munkából hazafelé eltévedt?
Figyu, nyugodtan tegeződhetünk…
Csak nyugodtan tegeződök. Mikor iszunk pertut?
